What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:34

Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
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From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Ad eveniet eaque et magni illum.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd